Like you, leading conservative thinking person and re-interpreter of word meanings, Jonah Goldberg, enjoys a good belly laugh, a guffaw, a hoot and a holler, a shit and a giggle. And being the jolly sort that he is, he has a remarkable capacity for finding the funny in the most unlikely situations....
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Jonah Goldberg is kind of a dick about other peopleâs misfortunes
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Toronto city council to limit executive powers of crack-smoking mayor
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Suspected French cannibal âate victimâs heart and tongueâ with beans
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Watchdog set to finalize plan to rid Syria of chemical weapons
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JPMorgan trader refuses to be extradited to U.S. over âLondon Whaleâ fraud scandal
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Pat Buchanan upset by Pope Francis: He is losing the culture war
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Man avoids prison for raping teen, but attorney laments he canât drink beer or go buy lottery tickets
An Alabama man convicted of raping a teenage girl will avoid prison after a judge sentenced him to a rehabilitation program for nonviolent offenders and probation. Austin Smith Clem, 25, was found guilty in September of raping a teenage neighbor three times over a four-year period starting when the...
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Louisiana official wants to take libraryâs money to build new jail: âTheyâre teaching Mexicans how to speak Englishâ
Voters in one Louisiana parish will decide Saturday whether to devote funding for their library to a new jail. Lafourche Parish Council Lindel Toups pushed the measure because he disapproves of some of the libraryâs programs. âTheyâre teaching Mexicans how to speak English,â Toups told the...
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âBuzzkill of scienceâ Neil deGrasse Tyson explains why zombies are purely fantasy
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Democrats threaten ânuclear optionâ over Republicansâ war on women Obama nominees
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âAnonymousâ hacker receives 10 years in prison
A computer programmer linked to the online hacktivist group Anonymous who pleaded guilty to hacking the intelligence firm Stratfor was sentenced Friday to 10 years in prison, prosecutors said. Jeremy Hammond, whose case has been supported by digital rights activists and others, also was part of a...
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Facebook claims new ad policy is âunchangedâ
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U.S. State Department offering $10 million reward for Benghazi attackers
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Former Pink Floyd vocalist charged with sexually abusing 12-year-old girl
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San Francisco transforms into Gotham City to allow 5-year-old leukemia patient to play âBatkidâ for a day
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New York Police Department concerned violent âKnockoutâ game spreading via social media
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Attorney General worried about proliferation of 3-D printed weaponry if âUndetectable Firearms Actâ allowed to expire
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Canadians âuncomfortableâ with spotlight brought by Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
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MSNBC suspends Alec Baldwinâs âUp Lateâ for 2 weeks for anti-LGBT slur
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Maher: If Palin thinks the Pope is too liberal, âwait until she sees what Jesus has been sayingâ
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